Meet Our Chief Happiness Officer: Moses Gregory Philosopher
Welcome to the fluffiest corner of Ascension Hemp Co! Meet Moses Gregory Philosopher, our beloved Shar Pei puppy and the unofficial (but very important) Chief Happiness Officer here in Sugar Mountain. More than just a cute face, Moses brings a daily dose of joy, calm, and unwavering loyalty to our dispensary. As a member of the family that founded and runs Ascension Hemp Co, Moses has been with us from the very beginning (well, as soon as he was old enough for adventures!). You might catch him lounging in his favorite sunny spot, greeting customers with a gentle snort and a wagging tail, or engaging in deep philosophical contemplation (at least, that's what his wrinkled brow suggests!).
Why "Moses Gregory Philosopher"?
His name reflects his gentle and soulful nature (Moses), a nod to the Greek word Gregorios- meaning wakeful and vigilant (Gregory), and his tendency to look incredibly thoughtful, as if pondering the great mysteries of the universe (hence, Philosopher). Don't let his puppy antics fool you; behind those wrinkles lies a wise and loving soul.
Moses's Role at Ascension Hemp Co:
While he doesn't directly advise on strain selection (yet!), Moses plays a vital role in creating a warm and welcoming atmosphere for everyone who visits. He reminds us to take a moment to appreciate the simple joys, to approach life with curiosity, and to always offer a friendly presence. He's a great stress reliever and a guaranteed smile-inducer!
More About Moses
Moses' Interests
- Loves: Belly rubs, reggae, squeaky toys, naps in sunbeams, and the occasional gentle ear scratch from customers.
- Hates: Being left out of the fun and an empty food bowl.
- Philosophical Musings Often Involve: The optimal chew toy texture, the best napping positions, and the profound mystery of where treats magically appear from.
A Little Extra Joy:
Just like we're dedicated to providing you with high-quality THCA to enhance your well-being, Moses is dedicated to spreading happiness and good vibes throughout Ascension Hemp Co. We believe that a little bit of puppy love can make any day better.
So, the next time you're visiting us in Sugar Mountain, be sure to say hello to Moses Gregory Philosopher. He might just offer you a moment of zen and a reminder that sometimes, the best things in life are furry and full of wrinkles.
The Adventures of Moses
Can't get enough of our Chief Happiness Officer? Follow Moses Gregory Philosopher's daily adventures, philosophical stares, and adorable puppy naps over on his personal Instagram! Get ready for a healthy dose of Shar Pei charm.